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Haben sie gehört das Deutsche band? Good. Then you'll know that if there's one thing that Germans are terrible at in general, it's music. Also tolerance, but we're skating over that. Mainly because we're trying to keep it light, but also because in this current global climate,...
We're in a dying relationship. And we're tired. What once excited us about our partner has become buried by their psychological hailstorm. What was once so beautiful has become a wretched poison riddled with vitriolic, hateful thoughts we never realised our partner had in such undeniable quantities. Also, they've...
Hungry? Of course you are. There's an aching chasm of emptiness inside all medium-to-high functioning humans who long ago realised that since we no longer have to fight bears for salmon and since the minds that have the intellectual capacity to plumb the mysteries of the universe...
Get revved up for this week. You'll need a lot of mental horsepower to sustain the will to live through a 2 hour childrens' book festival. 10) National Swap Day 6th October What: This year will be the ninth annual National Swap Day and to commemorate the day, The Clothing...
We've lost an hour but we've gained a contemporary artist. Life's not fair but there's beer. 10) 'Wanderlust' Champagne & Canapes with Wendy Sharpe 10th October What: Come join Wendy Sharpe and members of the MAG&M Society for an evening at the gallery featuring a walk through the exhibition,...
Your liver will not survive this week. But it will go down dancing. 10) Progressive House Classics Party 2.0 12th October What: The sunflowers are back! After an amazing party last year and many requests for round 2, the decision has been made to take another trip down memory lane....
It's easy to be provoked in the era we're living in. There's so much to be angry about. Politics, the economy, mass poverty, the environment, Metallica cancelling their Australian tour and Michael Bublé not cancelling his Australian tour. But provocation doesn't necessarily involve anger. One can...
Prepare your stomach juices. Live contemporary theatre isn't exactly a joy to process. 10) Melbourne Vegan Tours 1st Birthday 3rd October What: Melbourne Vegan Tours is turning one! It's been a big year of vegan touring around Melbourne, showcasing the amazing vegan scene that the city has to offer. To...
The Germans are coming. So you might as well drink, dance and drink again up until the point when they arrive. The next world war go by a lot quicker if you're not sober. 10) White pres. Matt Sassari 4th October What: White Noise is kicking Spring off with someone...