BURN, you filthy witch! You have to get a good burn going for the incense to release its therapeutic effects. That's right, kids. The Huon Valley Mid Winter Festival is on the horizon, featuring some of the best musical talents in the world amidst a microcosmic world of degustation,...
Starch your collar, Brisbane. This week it's all blusiness. Business. Sorry we've..had a few. 10) Make Your Own Bouquet 30th June Repress the desire to reflect on the child-annihilating pestilential inspiration behind the music of flowers and expunge your dirty dirty soul with a moment of purely innocent bouquet arranging....
The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this. 10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...
From midgets to biker gangs to purple people, oncomau presents a week of culture that will leave the most delightful scar on your psyche. 10) The Wizard of Oz 14th Jun-15th July Dwarves, rubies, vital organ substitutes in a sack. But this time you won't get arrested; you're...
This week, no talking. It's time to alter the hell out of your base senses. 10) Cern at Free Dope 1st-2nd June Free dope. Now that we have your attention, start off your week with the end of the last and join dark drum and bassist Cern at Free...
From selling your instrument to selling your soul, satan's been making quite an impression on Brisbane. He'll even be appearing a couple of times on the big screen, and be sure to sample some of his very own food cake. This week, oncomau is your...