Going postal. It's sacrosanct for a rap artist. And why shouldn't he be angry? He seems to have been born with douche-bag literally tattooed across his face. At least, we think that's what it says. It's hard to concentrate with such offensively aggrandising and contextually nonsensical lyrics as...
This week heralds your doom. But on the bright side you won't be facing it sober. 10) Anzac Day Parade Brisbane 25th April What: The Anzac Day Parade Brisbane has its 103rd anniversary on 25 April 2019 having been the commemorated from the first Anzac Day in 1916. The...
This week contains a rite of passage. Suing a local council over the accidental ingestion of a plastic egg. 10) Melbourne's Biggest Easter Egg Hunt 21st April What: Put on your hunting gloves, grab a basket and go hunting. Once you have collected the special Easter Eggs, Easter Bunny will...
This week begins with the end. Actually, several ends. We can't seem to get an end off. You try. 10) Whitebear Day Party 27th April What: After releasing his latest E.P "The Odyssey Pt 1" Whitebear has been developing his sound, focusing on the heavier end of the bass music...
The Easter season is nearing its end. But you might want to hold off on taking those chocolate-shifting laxatives. If the comedy festival doesn't make you shit yourself laughing, Iggy Pop's wretched form will. 10) Going Going Gone: Silent Auction for Dementia 25th April What: Going going gone - In...
Trapped in an interminable hell-storm of Easter-themed familial obligations? We'll smuggle you out. 10) Sounds of AfroBeats Festival 27th April What: The return of Australia's largest Afrobeats Festival! Featuring the talents of SQUAT, KIMANI, FASMWA, OVO, K2THAC, NAIKI, KRISTELLE and MARCAIDA. See you on the dancefloor! Why: We've not heard of this...
The mutinous are at the helm and they're brandishing banana leaves. The days of the peaceful vegan are truly over. 10) Death By Pinball 20th April What: A 24 hour pinball marathon, not for the feint of heart. A ‘match play’ event, you’ll be pitted against Netherworld’s gnarliest denizens over...
Dreaming of summer? The incense-wielding drum-circling yogi in the tent probably has a cream for that. 10) Healthy Body and Soul Festival 14th April What: The Healthy Body & Soul Festival is an intimate and boutique event connecting you with the finest selection of exhibitors, psychics and therapists. A full...
Take a deep breath; we're dropping you into the abyss. 10) Pleasurekraft & Francesca Lombardo Live 19th April What: A double header party you’ll not want to miss - Pleasurekraft and Francesca Lombardo bringing some serious heat to Shed 9. They will be flipping the shed on its head with...
Honey. Ah, sugar, sugar. We're not liable for the Type 2 diabetes you'll develop this week. 10) Arja Välimäki: Ocean Vista Exhibition 14th April What: Ocean Vista depicts abstracted underwater scenes where schools of fish swim and swirl in harmony. The impressionist application of a single colour per brush-stroke, each...