Whether you pass out from consumption or heat exhaustion or a combination of the two, at least you'll have killed a few hours in your monotonous existence. 10) Spring Plant Festival 2nd November What: A festival with local makers of products for your garden and home from pots, hand-made copper...
Drink to mother's ruin. She's had her fun. It's time you had yours. 10) Baroque Ensemble and Early Voices 23rd October What: The University of Melbourne's Baroque Ensemble and Early Voices present a concert featuring J.S. Bach's choral masterwork Magnificat, BWV 243.2, written for the feast of Visitation in 1733. Why: A...
Mental health is a dually divisive and vital issue in our society. The proliferation of what can be politely termed 'liquid shit poured directly into the eye-sockets of children' and the accompanying ability of embittered hard-up quasi-adults to both crush young souls with venomous hatred and...
Suddenly experiencing an increase in cat-human hybrid related nightmares? How easily you've forgotten the early 2000s. 10) Dami Im 2019 Tour 19th October What: The HIT Network Presents Australia’s most revered pop artist of the new millennium, Dami Im is set to take her all new national tour on the...
It's time for you to go on the defensive. You'll be too hungover to play any decent offense. 10) Royal Melbourne Wine Awards Presentation Dinner 17th October What: The RMWA is the biggest and most recognised wine awards within the Australian wine industry. Join RASV's Chair of Judges Matt Harrop...
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Snap on those Lederhosen. We can guarantee you won't be wearing the most stupid outfit this week. 10) Taking Back Saturday: Emo & Pop Punk Long Weekend Party 6th October What: Taking Back Saturday DJs will be spinnin' all your fave pop punk & emo tunes until late! Join them...
Get revved up for this week. You'll need a lot of mental horsepower to sustain the will to live through a 2 hour childrens' book festival. 10) National Swap Day 6th October What: This year will be the ninth annual National Swap Day and to commemorate the day, The Clothing...
We've lost an hour but we've gained a contemporary artist. Life's not fair but there's beer. 10) 'Wanderlust' Champagne & Canapes with Wendy Sharpe 10th October What: Come join Wendy Sharpe and members of the MAG&M Society for an evening at the gallery featuring a walk through the exhibition,...
It's easy to be provoked in the era we're living in. There's so much to be angry about. Politics, the economy, mass poverty, the environment, Metallica cancelling their Australian tour and Michael Bublé not cancelling his Australian tour. But provocation doesn't necessarily involve anger. One can...