It's time to let loose and be a child again! You can't blame a child for causing irreparable damage to the climate. They're not legally mentally competent enough to understand the gravity of their actions. Quick! Is Target already out of those giant rompers? 10) WeLove #236...
Paris is in flames. Not the sexy, sizzling kind. Nor the violent, bloody kind of the 18th Century. But the tear-gassy public-transport-system-screwing-up, complex, pension-based flames that have become a hallmark of the 21st Century. Yes, while it's perversely relaxing to focus on one horror at a time,...
We live in a time in which elitism is no longer defined by strict boundaries. What it takes to be one of the elite class of people no longer seems to incorporate worldliness, intelligence or a strict set of affectations, rather, the rules are pliable...
Six whiskies, two Johnnies, one Elton. Take on an empty stomach. 10) Backdock Arts 2020 Season Launch Party 18th January What: Come celebrate another year with Backdock Arts performing arts theatre and be the first to see what they have in store for 2020. The season will be announced at...
Don't worry about a thing. Apocalyptic climatic conditions become far less viscerally threatening with a couple of litres of wine in your system. 10) War Horse 12th January-12th April What: Experience an unforgettable journey when the National Theatre of Great Britain’s internationally acclaimed production of War Horse comes to Australia...
Cause of death: Camembert and smoke inhalation. 10) Novel presents Denis Sulta & Bradley Zero 12th January What: Following a huge performance at Pitch Music & Arts 2019, Denis Sulta’s dedicated fanbase is growing exponentially, making him one of the most talked about artists today. With multiple releases on Dixon...
This week will electrify you, which is anecdotally preferable to burning. 10) Season X in the Bridge #9 18th January What: Season X is proud to announce the ninth edition of this legendary event. They are bringing to you the best of House and Techno and the powerful Psytrance...
Well, music is in a phase of stagnation these days. While in one sense, the abolition of all-powerful studios is a positive thing, on the other hand SoundCloud now exists. But, with everything else there is to hate about the current world in which we live,...
Hard rock and blues. Genres that are defined by gritty truths, lives filled with tragedy and the evil ironies that seem to plague circumstance like hungry wolves perpetuating an endless cycle of bloody pain and misery. Fancy a lovely lunch in the park? Because A Day on the...
Brevity is the soul of wit, and irony its butt implants. The soul is important, but with Hamlet, as with most of Shakespeare's canon, it's that juicy arse you pay to see. Hamlet is one of Shakespeare's longest, bloodiest, most tragic and funniest plays and a preference...