It's a furore of festivals on the menu this week, Sydney. Bill Murray's here. Unfortunately, so are Smash Mouth. 10) Retro Arcade Club - November Edition 4th November The ultimate retro console and arcade party for kids of all ages. Featuring: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, The Simpsons, NBA JAM,...
Clean out your hidey holes, Brisbane. Paul Kelly's coming and he deserves some goddamn respect. 10) Noosa Triathlon Multi Sport Festival 31st October-4th November Look at you. You broken down collection of vices. Won't it be fun to sit there, eating a glob of fat, drinking an intoxicant and...
It's a week of pathetic comebacks, Melbourne. We're rubber, you're glue. We're both screwed when it comes to being exploited by Mariah Carey's performative spanx. 10) Sun Bear Children's Festival 13th Oct Perceived as cute by the masses, but ultimately violent vicious little animals, children will once again be...
You spent Labour Day removing a large section of your capacity for intellect and culture via whisky, Sydney. Time to make reparations. 10) Puppets with Personality! 2nd October Yes. They have personalities now. We're doomed. Let your child create their own puppet with real tools and then as soon...
Let’s have a lovely lunch in the park. Yeah don’t worry. With the advent of smart phones everything’s tolerable and with the burgeoning acceptance of obesity, so is spending 5 straight hours touring the food trucks that’ll be present. To compensate, there’ll be dog walking, tree top climbing,...