It's a scary world we're living in, and the monsters keep mutating into worse versions of themselves. The terrible thing about being an adult is realising that the fear never ceases, it just becomes more complex, deeply rooted and more abstract, and, worst of all,...
These are exciting times aren't they? The world is trembling on the precipice of multiple cataclysmic events, the tension in the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife, of course that could be the lung-crushing smoke particulates finally forming a solid mass...
There are few things left to take pleasure in at this particular point in time without a fair amount of forget juice. Whatever form that forget juice takes. Alcohol, battery acid, the tape-recorded and subsequently melted canon of Ohio Express injected directly into a main...
It's the twilight of humanity and there's still 6 hours of contemporary dance to endure. 10) Dessert 4 Difference Bushfire Fundraiser 8th February What: A collaboration that brings you a night filled with plated desserts from some of Melbourne's best pastry chefs; Rod Shokuhi (Sixtene Melbourne, Jacques Reymond Restaurant, Stones...
You know times are getting radical when people start intentionally misspelling words. 10) 2020 Gandhi Lecture: The Fight for Human Rights 4th February What: Despite taking steps towards becoming a more equal and inclusive society for all, Australia has a problem with human rights. Indigenous Australians are the most...
2020 is underway. In the past it has taken time for the new year to establish itself, shed the loose skin of the previous year and reveal a whole new patch of subcutaneous tumours. But in 2020, we've not even cleared a month and not only are...
Roast a cow to save a koala. It's a magical time to be alive. 10) Technicolour Chinese New Year Night Market 1st February What: The Multicultural Community Centre is hosting its annual Chinese New Year Night Market! Enjoy local performers, workshops showcasing aspects of Asian culture and amazing food trucks...
It's time you sought the solace of a higher power. Get down on your knees and chug. 10) Inflatable Regatta 1st February What: Gather the crew and head off down 2kms of the Yarra River! A ticket includes a boat & oars, life jackets, a water-proof bag, sunscreen & drinking...
We're going deep this week. We don't want to be above ground when the yogis start raving. 10) Sun Run & Cole Classic 1st & 2nd February What: Whether you are an elite athlete, avid jogger, swimmer or just out to have fun and keep healthy and active there is...
The mass extermination of several species of animals takes a lot of effort. Just blast Kasey Chambers at them and they'll beat themselves to death for us. 10) A Doof For The Bush 31st January What: The Flinders is hosting a massive House party to raise much needed funds for...