Feel the Force (Just Don’t Release it in the Theatre) at The Empire Strips Back

It’s a scary world we’re living in, and the monsters keep mutating into worse versions of themselves. The terrible thing about being an adult is realising that the fear never ceases, it just becomes more complex, deeply rooted and more abstract, and, worst of all, you’re not allowed to be afraid because you’re supposed to be an adult.

It’s little wonder why, then, adults are increasingly taking ownership over literature and films marketed towards children. There’s a certain comfort in suspending disbelief and re-inhabiting a psyche you should’ve outgrown with clear villains and clear heroes and cool weapons.

But of course, you’re still an adult so inevitably you get horny. Which results in…complications to say the least.

What humanity really needs to do is call it a day and embrace the endless night in a respectful apocalypse, but until that point, why not sample the confusing delights of The Empire Strips Back?

Starting in a small 100 seat bar, The Empire Strips Back has gone on to become one of the biggest burlesque events in the world. After a sold-out, critically acclaimed North American tour, which saw the show play everywhere from LA to Broadway, The Empire Strips Back team returns home to Australia for their annual national tour before heading back overseas.

For those that missed out on previous tours, be prepared for some seriously sexy Stormtroopers, a dangerously seductive Booba Fett, some tantalising Twi’leks, a delightfully luke-warm Taun Taun, a lady-like Skywalker, the Droids you are looking for and much, much more!

Get your tickets now and come along to celebrate everything Star Wars…and the removal of clothing.

As a child your heart dropped as you first gazed at the scarred white visage of Anakin Skywalker.

Little did you know you’d soon be paying to see him in a leather fetish G-string.



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