Welcome, Those Who Are Welcome to Melbourne Music Week

Music is the universal language. As long as you possess a vocabulary 50% of which comprises alternate terms for 'bourgeois' and 25% of which comprises over-pronounced bastardised words from other foreign languages. The other 25% tends to consist of expletives to direct at indelicate baristas. Have the regular...

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You Have To Know To Get It at LUFT

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich, Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von 99 Luftballons Und, dass sowas von sowas kommt.   We know that the name of the event is...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 10/11/2019

You won't be able to contain your laughter this week. Smokie's on tour again.   10) Wombat East Coast Tour 10th November What: Wombat is a well-known name in the Australian Hip Hop & Grime scene. At just 22 years of age, Wombat has accrued 6 million YouTube views, over 1...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 10/11/2019

Frolic, don't walk through this week. It'll make all the wine you've just necked less obvious.   10) Unwoman by The RABBLE 15th November What: Unwoman is an epic and imagistic piece of feminist theatre created in both Ireland and Australia, examining reproductive rights, experiences of pregnancy and bodily autonomy. Made...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 10/11/2019

This week, the city will sing. Drown it out with a bucket of rum.   10) Full Moon Party 15th November What: Billboard The Venue will be completely transformed over 2 rooms, with 1000's of free glow sticks, festival wands, flashing leis, UV face and body paint, fire performers and amazing...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 10/11/2019

It's a week of free expression. You'll be charged per ticket.   10) Nikon Presents: Illuminate, Sydney 13th November What: Experience the low light capabilities of the Nikon Z Series and learn from some of Australia's leading content creators. Test your creative skills amongst the illuminations, join one of the content...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 10/11/2019

You're not a child anymore. It's time to be seen and heard. If that makes you anxious, don't worry. You'll be drunk for most of it.   10) Way Back When: A Night of Classic Trance 16th November What: Way Back When is a holistic evening of classic trance; in music,...

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Relax, No One’s Going Anywhere at the Airlie Beach Festival of Music

No matter how low humanity sinks on an objective moral scale, no matter how easily cynicism mutates into complacency once filing taxes becomes necessary, the next generation can always be relied upon to irrepressibly infuse the air with fresh energy, shaking the foundations of archaic...

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You Don’t Know What You Can’t See at The Melbourne Cup Carnival

We're in a predicament. Attempting to pitch the Melbourne Cup now as a lighthearted, fashion-conscious, family-friendly incarnation of a severely problematic countrywide gambling addiction is a very difficult task thanks to the 7.30 Report's exposé on the cruelty of the horse racing industry. Gone are the days...

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The Beechworth Celtic Festival Is Here! Quick! Shove Potatoes Down Your Kilt And Scream ‘Freedom’ Before It’s Too Late!

Time is running out. Not the time between now and Brexit. That'll probably last until long after our corpses have been cannibalised by a post-apocalyptic society whose monetary system consists of Funko Pops. No, we're referring to the tensions that have been reignited by Brexit. There's only...

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