Usher In A Brave New World at the Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Race

2020 is nigh and pretty much everything on land is screwed.

So perhaps it’s time we all take to the sea in a desperate attempt to form a rudderless society unbound by the complex, institutionalised prejudices and environmental poisons supported by amoral corporate shills that dictate this land-based society, and start again from scratch, floating around on the ocean, killing out of necessity or along racial and gender lines.

Of course we couldn’t form a rudderless society without some senseless prejudices.

We’re not animals.

But before the new salty era, there’s one thing left to do that will perfectly cap off our complete divestment from rational thought and signal the start of our mindless nosedive into the oceans of chaos: The Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Cruise.

Yes, over the past 74 years, the Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Race has become an icon of Australia’s summer sport, ranking in public interest with such national events as the Melbourne Cup, the Australian Open tennis and the Boxing Day cricket test. No regular annual yachting event in the world attracts such huge media coverage than does the start on Sydney Harbour.

As well as the eclectic on-water racing, the Rolex Sydney Hobart provides various activities and events for people of all ages to be a part of. Boxing Day each year is also Family Day in the JANUS et Cie Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Race – Sydney Race Village. Face painting, popcorn, live streaming of the start and everything in between can be found in the Race Village on Family Day!

So, stock up on bean cans, get ready to navigate a new economy based on clam shells and head out for one last day of semi-land-based fun before Mad Max 2020: Ocean Adventure.

Say bye bye to the neck, skipper!

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