Snowtunes; Feel The Mercury Drop To Safe Levels One Last Time
What’s that falling gently from the sky?
It’s not the errant flecks of ever-present human ash of a post apocalyptic reality. No, that’s at least three months away.
That’s right, the southern hemisphere’s biggest snow music festival, Snowtunes, is back!
This year’s festival will feature performances from platinum-record selling pop songstress Vera Blue, multi-ARIA Award nominated indie rock band The Rubens, Australian electronic music duo The Presets, Australian rock band and festival buffs The Delta Riggs and most likely a violent flu.
But it’s a worthwhile sacrifice.
For due to the meteoric increase in the symptoms of global warming this is likely the last chance you’ll be able to experience snow in the Southern Hemisphere that is less than 100% simulated (don’t look up the Antarctic circle it’ll depress you – just take our word for it).
So rug up and drug up for the whitest, chilliest festival you’ll ever attend.
And that includes your rich aunt’s post-wake presentation-of-the-will.