Be Non-Flammable at The Raft Up

The sun is out, the sky is blue, there’s not a cloud to spoil the view except that gigantic pyrocumulonimbus one emblematic of poisonous air and a country that has essentially become a giant dry matchstick head.

That’s reason enough to run far away from any potentially flammable area and head towards the only thing that could not possibly light on fire: the ocean.

And the fact that we must actively assuage our genuine fears concerning our own mortality during a seasonal time in which we should only have to assuage our genuine fears concerning our fragile emotional states is reason enough to get drunk.

Enter: The Raft Up.

Imagine the sun is out, the drinks are flowing and the summer beats are thumping!

Welcome to The Raft Up, where multiple Luxury Catamarans link up with headlining DJ’s from across Australia, to create the ultimate experience on the Sydney water for you and your friends!

This summer’s hottest event has just arrived in Sydney and tickets are limited, so act fast! Grab all of your friends, and get ready for the party of a lifetime!

Do make sure you point your Catamaran towards the horizon.

Accidentally catching a glimpse of the smouldering ash pile upon which you once lived is a real Sunday summer buzzkill.

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