Whisky Live feat. Upmarket Emotional Numbness
Pace yourself and your liver may live through this one.
Over two blurry but cultured days, Whisky Live and Fine Spirits, a touring event dedicated to the appreciation of whiskies, vodkas, gins, rums and cognacs, will be descending upon Sydney.
The event presents whiskies and spirits by brand, with an expert there to inform, educate and let you taste. A quality spirits glass is supplied to keep, plus a guide listing everything on tasting is supplied at the event.
Never has there been a more elegant way to quiet your ailing conscience, salve your rampant shortcomings and justify your chronic problem than this event.
There will be a selection of food to graze on while tasting and at the end, if you really like what you taste, you can not only purchase a bottle to take home, but also nick a few of the luxury hotel bathroom amenities after puking up whatever cuisine they’ve seen fit to pair with an entire ballroom of liquor.
Please note that this event is held solely for those that seek to participate in the centuries-old sensory appreciation of taste and culture only a pure spirit can inspire and any person found to be intoxicated will be removed from the event.
Apropos of that, we suggest you bring a flask of mouthwash.