Reinforce Your Garters; The Sydney Cabaret Festival Is Swanning In
What good is sitting all alone in your room? Come, hear the music play.
Life is not a cabaret.
It’s an oxymoronic mix of torrid and bland.
A horrifically boring casual descent into a dark hole of screaming nothingness.
So distract yourself with over 40 cabaret performances in 10 glorious days, where artists and audiences collide.
The festival features incredible vocals, hilarious comedy and sexy circus – just over a week of orgasmic excess and excessive cheekiness.
It’s only a matter of time before you accidentally read the news and the gaping endlessness of existence grips your heart in its spongy, stubby little fingers.
So willkommen fremder, étranger, stranger!