Diversify Your Anxieties at FOMO

Well 2020 is nigh and we’re all afraid.

Rightly so, considering the number of terrific acts of human evil of which we are constantly aware and the fact that if we were to indulge in some kind of exotic substance to alleviate the pain, it would be impossible to tell whether that substance was, for some reason, cut with glass shavings.

It would be vulgar for any one to take advantage of the constant, exhausting anxiety that pulsates through us every moment of our lives, so a musical festival promoter has done just that.

Enter FOMO!

Yes, the one-day, one-stage music festival returns featuring Brockhampton, Kaytranada, Lizzo Madeon, Jax Jones, Giggs, Rico Nasty, Medusa, Chillinit, Whipped Cream, Dombresky and Nina Jirachi. One Stage. No Clashes. Party Together.

Party together.

Die alone with a sigh of relief, finally able to unclench your sphincter.



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