The LuWOW Halloween. Wow. They’ve Called Themselves That.

We’ll never be able to understand the notion of a luau.

Loud drunken people eating pork and wearing insufficient clothing.

Look, it’s a party and there are people dancing and we’re inherently too insecure to be able to contemplate a situation like that with levity.

Much less an event that would actively misspell the term and involve a westernised Halloween in the situation.

However, it does, indeed, get worse.

The ‘LuWow’ is hosting a Halloween party wherein in it is a prerequisite that you come dressed as an animal. The promotional tagline is ‘bring out your inner beast’.

So if you’re looking for a way in which to justify your previous chicken-costumed job as a KFC promoter…sorry, you will never be able to dig yourself out of that shame hole.

But, if you want to go to a bar night in which no one will appear to be a human (and who wants to associate themselves with humans at this point in history?), then come on down to The LuWOW’s Halloween.

 

https://on.com.au/search/events/The-LuWOW-Halloween/b3570420-d4df-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192