Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 14/10/2018
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds…and that’s just the Indie Film Festival on this week, Sydney.
10) Harvest Your Own Honey
17th October
And why bloody not? The bees are dying by the thousands. Might as well harness a few and stock up for the great honey crisis of 2020. Trust us. A jar of honey will be a solid bargaining when someone is threatening to cook your left leg in a not-far-off dystopian future.
https://on.com.au/search/events/Harvest-Your-Own-Honey/efec0350-cf52-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192
9) Lecture: NASA – Sustaining Human Presence on Mars
17th October
Ah, we knew it. This world is on fire, ruled by a series of tyrannical idiotic bloodthirsty warmongers. So screw it, let’s learn how to live on Mars.
8) Vegan Italiano
20th October
Didn’t think this was real, did you? Some of you further along the hipster line would likely think that authentic italian food makes would baulk at the very idea of using poisonous gluten and not skinning a live cow in front of their bambinos. Yes. But you’re wrong. Turns out, the italians do vegan and gluten free better than westerners could ever want to admit.
7) Ross Lusted Good Food
16th October
And so, clearly, does the entirety of this ailing, obese country. Why not celebrate it with one of Australia’s culinary geniuses serving up the best of his fare?
6) Floating World by Penelope Oates Exhibition
20th October
Your intellectual tonic for the week, Sydney. An exhibition opening that “reflects an approach to natural forms…and their changing temperament”. It’s so bloody nebulous a description you can easily pretend to attach any manifestation of deep meaning to it. While drinking.
5) Sydney Indie Film Festival
15th October
The clue’s in the title, there. The rest of the riddle? It’s a networking event for indie filmmakers. So bring all that footage of your next door neighbour in the shower and learn how to process it properly.
https://on.com.au/search/events/Sydney-Indie-Film-Festival/e815fb30-cf53-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192
4) European Outdoor Film Tour
18th October
Outdoor European adventure film! The illusion of exercise whilst sitting? The illusion of being worldly? Outdoor drinking? It’s the lazy hipster trifecta.
https://on.com.au/search/events/European-Outdoor-Film-Tour/7caef9b0-cf52-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192
3) Liveworks Launch
18th October
A festival of experimental art. We know. Part of you just died. But wait a minute, they are holding a live launch with drinking. Experimental art becomes much less abrasive and nonsensical when you’re drunk.
https://on.com.au/search/events/Liveworks-Launch/2be8c370-cf53-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192
2) Invictus Games
20th-27th October
Yes, we know. Sports. However, we do always promise to give you a dose of morality as well. And here it is. “An international sporting event for wounded, injured and ill veteran and active service personnel“.
https://on.com.au/search/search?parentId=d55fd940-99e1-11e8-a7fe-5787bc7ecd7b
1) Cher – Here We Go Again!
18th October
Oh, boy. We’ve never been advocates of the exclamation point. However, in this case it seems her tour managers have had the foresight to preemptively dictate how we should otherwise inflect the tour name in our heads. The pop icon and exclamation point enthusiast is back.
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