Things Are All Aglow In The Soccer Locker

Vive la France!

Ahh, the ol’ locker room.

Steady on.

There’s no need to fear, there’ll be adequate security and absolutely no blowback benefit from a potential scandal.

And what better way to celebrate a French soccer victory than tiny shorts, huge shot glasses and the language of music.

No translation required, baby.

UV lighting, hot tracks on the dance floor – yeah.

It’ll be difficult not to score with this one.