All Hail Autocorrect: Connoisseur Discovery Festival

They’re transforming the meat market.

No, don’t get your hopes up.

Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people.

…Wanna meet some of them?

Well, come on down to Connoisseur Discovery, wherein a load of designers, artists, chefs and musicians will all participate in a transformation of Melbourne’s meat market and be perfectly secure enough to do so under the incredibly pretentious title of ‘connoisseur’.

Oh, believe us, it gets worse. There’ll be instructional plant demonstrations, 100% recycled jewellery, gourmet ice cream, drinks provided by a company with ‘Everleigh’ in its title and a nail polishing station.

What else can we say?

Oh yes.

Free entry.

 

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