Keep Sydney Open Party’s Party!

Now this is a political agenda we can get behind. Behind, in front of, sideways, diagonally…all night long. And we mean all night long.

The Keep Sydney Open (political) Party is a revolt against the lock-out laws currently crushing Sydney’s nightlife. They’re throwing a shindig. And you’re invited.

Fight not with vitriol and bloodlust, but with liquor, laser lights and, you know, regular lust. You mayn’t be able to dance on the graves of conservatives just yet, but, hell, they’re conservatives. Just the thought of people dancing’ll probably give at least a few of those old bastards a stroke or two.

Finally, a reason to drink following a night of politics that doesn’t stem from the desire to paint the ballot box with your brains.

Drink. Dance. DISSENT.